Lesbian
Lesbians are a divine race of extra-dimensional alpha-females whose very existence is one chiefly devoted to the fulfillment of all manner of pleasures and whims. Blessed with supreme beauty, intelligence and grace, their only weakness would appear to be their hellish lust and need for sexual gratification. Perfectly formed, their skin is without blemish, their eyes always shine with a sublime incandescence, and they are possessed of a charm so intense it can melt a man's soul.
Lesbians swim inside rainbows, wear stars around their necks, and, most importantly, possess no hair on their bodies save their heads. It is a well known fact that they can, on impulse, secret honey. They only drink nectar, only eat ambrosia, and never sweat, cry, burp, excrete, cough or suffer from any other widely disgustingly human traits.
Tragically, Lesbians are only attracted to other Lesbians, and thus their lotus musk, their angelic aura, their luscious charms, and their honey, can never be experienced by mere mortals – they are the eternal embodiment of the sacred and the forbidden.
Please note that the Lesbians referred to above are the REAL Lesbians. Anyone who claims to be a Lesbian and has any physical or mental flaws whatsoever, or who cannot breathe moonbeams and secrete honey on demand is an imposter. The author of this post has nothing against homosexuals, but True Lesbians are something else.
-What makes honey, but is not a bee?
-A Lesbian.
When James saw the tip of the Lesbian's toe his soul turned to butter and his eyes burned for hours afterwards. Unless you want to be consumed within the molten fury of your own lust, James advises you to stay away from Lesbians.
14.11.12
13.11.12
XDDD
no wahi-wahi. arvad siin pahaaimamatult, et oled armunud ja mis siis välja tuleb...
me olem haiged inimesed hoopis. me peame ravile minema.
raja, baby, here i cum (!)
Pick's disease is a relatively rare form of dementia that causes a slow shrinking of brain cells due to excess protein build-up. Patients with Pick’s initially exhibit marked personality and behavioral changes, and then a decline in the ability to speak coherently.
While up to seven million Americans may be afflicted with dementia, Pick's disease accounts for just five percent of all progressive dementias. Because of the manner in which symptoms first appear, it is frequently misdiagnosed in the early stages as depression, mental illness, or Alzheimer's disease—but Pick’s has its own set of characteristics that set it apart. And although there is no cure, learning about the unique symptoms can help you more quickly identify and manage the disease What is Pick's disease?
According to Arnold Pick, who first described the disease in 1892, Pick's disease causes an irreversible decline in a person's functioning over a period of years. Although it is commonly confused with the much more prevalent Alzheimer's disease, Pick's disease is a rare disorder that causes the frontal and temporal lobes of the brain, which control speech and personality, to slowly atrophy. It is therefore classified as a frontotemporal dementia, or FTD.
Causes of Pick's disease
Like Huntington's disease and Lewy Body disease, Pick's disease is the result of a build-up of protein in the affected areas of the brain. The accumulation of abnormal brain cells, known as Pick's bodies, eventually leads to changes in character, socially inappropriate behavior, and poor decision making, progressing to a severe impairment in intellect, memory and speech.
Pick's disease usually strikes adults between the ages of 40 and 60, and is slightly more common in women than in men. Unfortunately, the cause for Pick's disease is unknown. A few studies suggest that Pick's disease may have a genetic component, but most family members are unaffected. Other risk factors are unknown.
Signs and symptoms of Pick's disease
In contrast to Alzheimer’s disease, where memory loss is the predominate early sign, the first symptoms of Pick’s disease usually involve personality changes or a decline in basic functioning.
While the progression of symptoms in Pick's disease is fortunately slow, symptoms do worsen over time. The following symptoms are typical of patients with Pick's disease. More severe symptoms appear in later stages of the illness.
Behavioral signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Impulsivity and poor judgment
Extreme restlessness (early stages)
Overeating or drinking to excess (when this was not previously a problem)
Lack of attention to personal hygiene
Sexual exhibitionism or promiscuity
Withdrawal or decreased interest in activities of daily living
Decline in function at work and home
Repetitive or obsessive behavior
Emotional signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Abrupt mood changes
Lack of warmth, concern, or empathy
Apathy
Rudeness, impatience, or aggression
Easily distracted; poor attention span
Unaware of the changes in behavior
Language signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Loss of vocabulary
Trouble finding the right word
Difficulty speaking or understanding speech
Repeating words others say
Weak, uncoordinated speech sounds
Decrease in ability to read or write
Complete loss of speech
Physical signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Increased muscle rigidity or stiffness
Difficulty moving about
Lack of coordination
General weakness
Memory loss
Urinary incontinence
source: http://www.helpguide.org/elder/picks_disease.htm
minge persse XDDDDDDDD
Pick's disease is a relatively rare form of dementia that causes a slow shrinking of brain cells due to excess protein build-up. Patients with Pick’s initially exhibit marked personality and behavioral changes, and then a decline in the ability to speak coherently.
While up to seven million Americans may be afflicted with dementia, Pick's disease accounts for just five percent of all progressive dementias. Because of the manner in which symptoms first appear, it is frequently misdiagnosed in the early stages as depression, mental illness, or Alzheimer's disease—but Pick’s has its own set of characteristics that set it apart. And although there is no cure, learning about the unique symptoms can help you more quickly identify and manage the disease What is Pick's disease?
According to Arnold Pick, who first described the disease in 1892, Pick's disease causes an irreversible decline in a person's functioning over a period of years. Although it is commonly confused with the much more prevalent Alzheimer's disease, Pick's disease is a rare disorder that causes the frontal and temporal lobes of the brain, which control speech and personality, to slowly atrophy. It is therefore classified as a frontotemporal dementia, or FTD.
Causes of Pick's disease
Like Huntington's disease and Lewy Body disease, Pick's disease is the result of a build-up of protein in the affected areas of the brain. The accumulation of abnormal brain cells, known as Pick's bodies, eventually leads to changes in character, socially inappropriate behavior, and poor decision making, progressing to a severe impairment in intellect, memory and speech.
Pick's disease usually strikes adults between the ages of 40 and 60, and is slightly more common in women than in men. Unfortunately, the cause for Pick's disease is unknown. A few studies suggest that Pick's disease may have a genetic component, but most family members are unaffected. Other risk factors are unknown.
Signs and symptoms of Pick's disease
In contrast to Alzheimer’s disease, where memory loss is the predominate early sign, the first symptoms of Pick’s disease usually involve personality changes or a decline in basic functioning.
While the progression of symptoms in Pick's disease is fortunately slow, symptoms do worsen over time. The following symptoms are typical of patients with Pick's disease. More severe symptoms appear in later stages of the illness.
Behavioral signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Impulsivity and poor judgment
Extreme restlessness (early stages)
Overeating or drinking to excess (when this was not previously a problem)
Lack of attention to personal hygiene
Sexual exhibitionism or promiscuity
Withdrawal or decreased interest in activities of daily living
Decline in function at work and home
Repetitive or obsessive behavior
Emotional signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Abrupt mood changes
Lack of warmth, concern, or empathy
Apathy
Rudeness, impatience, or aggression
Easily distracted; poor attention span
Unaware of the changes in behavior
Language signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Loss of vocabulary
Trouble finding the right word
Difficulty speaking or understanding speech
Repeating words others say
Weak, uncoordinated speech sounds
Decrease in ability to read or write
Complete loss of speech
Physical signs and symptoms of Pick’s disease
Increased muscle rigidity or stiffness
Difficulty moving about
Lack of coordination
General weakness
Memory loss
Urinary incontinence
source: http://www.helpguide.org/elder/picks_disease.htm
minge persse XDDDDDDDD
4.11.12
spring is in november
i'm thrilled and amazed, utterly fascinated...and i can't believe, what i believe. if this is the end, another day, when the world went away, then i don't care...and i don't cry. i laugh and. the zero is upsidedown, the hanged man, the joker. is right now.
29.10.12
beautiful collision
howdy. esimene reaalne waba päew yle pika aja ja seda väga mitmes möttes. kuidagi nostalgiline on olla. just siin, kus ma olen.
esimene lumi tuli maha 25 oktoober ja sisuliselt maha ta jäigi. selles on möödunud neli päewa ja neli kilo. see röve allergia mu kätelt hakkab lahkuma, seega ka stress on kadunud. igatahes väga hea pinnas tevislikule anoreksiale ja muutustele elus. kuigi just praegusel hetkel, ma ei wajagi mingit muutust, köik on paigas ja harmoonias. nagu ka eelmises postituses näha, tulid ka kaardid minu juurde tagasi ja i should look more into it.
parim asi tänase juures oli hommikune greibi-mee-sidruni jook. oi, kui hästi keha mäletas, mida tähendab üks greip. it was almost orgasmic. ja päew ju alles algas....
esimest korda, eile siis, tegin ma asju öigesti. ilma valedeta ja ilma hirmuta. see puhastas mu mürgitatud aju kapitaalselt... paremuse poole.
ma lihtsalt tean...et nüüd on midagi teisiti...see viha, pettumus ja ängistus on möödas. ma wabanesin sellest köige ootamatul viisil, mis vöiks pähe karata. see on sürreaalne, fascinating and thrilling and mindblowing...ja ilus. ja kui on tähetedesse kirjutatud, peab vist tuhka pähe raputama. alexis zorbas meenub. huvitav.panen tömbama (kui hea on taaskord asju tömmata, kui tuju tuleb...ei mingit gemat ega actat ^^)
mmm...esimene toit nelja päewa jooxul, neli vutimuna ja kaks porgandit :D see paneb maitseid hindama. fantastiline.
...wanad söbrad ilmnuvad igalt poolt välja ja küsivad, kuidas läheb. ma ei hakka neile valetama, et mul läheb...kuradi hästi. küll nemad juba teavad :D
ega ma tömbangi praegu otsa kokku ja vaatan, mis ülejäänud päewal pakkuda on ^^
27.10.12
mount fucking everest.
tundub, et on aeg kaarte panna.
lähimineviku negatiivsed aspektid töid mind fataalsele tulemusele. where/when i least expected it. aju on önnex välja lülitunud ja köik ymbrus harmoonias.
so here goes nothing. wana hea mina-sina-olevik-tulevik ladumine.
ärtu kolm haaa no fck me. ärtu kolm viitab samasooliste söprade selckonna nautimisele. blablabla...löbu ja nauding. charmant, fun, sörbalik, head kavatsused. long story short, lucky card, things that belong together..just belong together.
now a different story. ärtu soldat see on see hurmur kaart. tegelane, kes teeb sada trikki, et saavutada oma eesmärk. one way or another...with the twitch of fascination. ja kui see on käes, siis on tsauki.
wait what...kas ma ajasin nad wahetusse. vöi mis weel hullem :D maybe it's all the same. sama asja kaks aspekti. olgu.
carry on.
blurry. mida see siin teeb. ruutu kaks pööratud
sisuliselt symobliseerib see asjade ummikusse jooxmist. "vöta vöi jäta"; "köik vöi mitte midagi". ja main thing about it, on reisikaaart ikkagi. annab seostada ehk. must look into it. with an extra card - poti yhexa pööratud šokk, murranguline pööre, lahkukolimine, lahutus. okei-okei. oluline aspekt selle kaardi juures on...see paneb su väärtushinnangud proovile ja pole välistatud, et neid peab muutma. poti yhexa vöib su elu igaveseks muuta. hmmm...millegipärast i do have this feeling.
edasi. ärtu kuus kaart mis kannab lihtsalt nime igavene. ja igavesest ajast igavesti, kuni surm meid lahutab. i did get this word previously already.
igatahes. symboliseerib asju, mis jätkub muutumatuna terve igaviku. ühel vöi teisel viisil kestab see elu löpuni.
mitte et ärtu kuus wajax lisakaarte, but i'm intrigued. so lets...
hmmm... ruutu kahexa elamiskunst, tasakaal, vördsus. huvitav nüanss yldiselt. see kaart on, hmm...nagu kirss tordil v nii. pmst aega täidavad juba köik muu, aga see on nagu täiendus niigi täisväärtuslikult elule. tänu lihtsusele, möistuslikkusele ja stabiilsusele on vastastikune möju loov ja hingeline. no get the picture. "...rikastab su elu köikvöimalike aspektidega"
selle peale...et asjale weelgirohkem walgust anda. kerge minevik-olevik-tulevik.
1. history. ruutu yhexa pööratud liiga körged ootused ja liiga madalad ambitsioonid. "kui soovite kokku jääda, pead latti madamale laskma. su partneril pole wajaliku abieluönne loomiseks wajalikke eeldusi. loomulikult vöite läbikäimist jätkata, kuid kirgastumiseni teie liit ei küündi.
issand kuidas ma armastan, kui keegi kasutab söna kirgastumine. rusikas kuradi silmaauku. ...kui hästi nad teavad XD
wahemärkusena...minu latt ei käi madalamale.
2. olevik. ja taaskord. ärtu kolm löbu ja nauding. oioioi, mis jutt XD
tsiteerin... "...siis moodustate varsti kaheliikmelise yhiskonna. sel paaril on kahekesi märksa löbusam kui kellegi teisega. nad on südamlikud, mänguhimulised ja päikeselised hinged on teineteisele loodud"
3. lähitulevik. what the fuck. noormehed. mix te kordute. XD ruutu kaks pööratud ma ei viici seda pointi kordama hakata. aga tundub, et siin mingit kohta v ajahetke ei taha/ei oska kaardid konkreetselt öiges suunas rääkida. rohkem nagu ymbruses kompamine.
lisakaart...ärtu kymme ärtu kymme on künnis märksa suuremat emotsionaalset rahuldust pakkuvasse keskonda. ärtu kymme koosneb kolmest etapist. a) otsus wanast suhtest eemalduda b) eemaldumisega kaasnev ängistus ja sellest tervenemine c) otsus avada uus uks ja kohtuda uute inimestega.
otseassendid kaart tähistab a-d ja c-d, pööratud b-d. kümme ennustab alati edasiliikumist ja parema pelgupaiga otsinguid.
pikem perspektiiv ....mingid ebaloogilised kaardid. tömman lisa.
ärtu kaheksa paneb mainima, et kui yx lisakaart välja arvata, siis on see straight red flush. mainly ärtu.
djah...tähendab. ma ei hakka seda isegi mitte kirjutama. igayx kes teab midagi symbolismist, siis kaheksa ja ärtu pretty much sums it up ...
i want to lick your brainz.
funny thing ikkagi. asjad, mis pealtnäha on lihtsad, on keerulisemad, kui arvatagi oskad. ja asjad, mida pidasid praktiliselt vöimatux, on....nii meeldivalt lihtsad.
20.10.12
lana
i've never been as disgusted.
u devoted ur life and soul and faith into it. and...it really hasn't even been a year...since the most important person in my life died.
died.
in a horrible way.
and she replies....MIS SEE TÄHENDAB?!
tead mis see tähendab. see tähendab, et sa oled kõige önnetum ja tähtsusetum inimene maamunal. sellist tyhjust ei saa täita ka sitaga
könts.
no one has ever been as shit to....to anyone. to humanity. to love.
4.10.12
.bb
guess i should...say what has happened, but i realized, that there's no need for that. i'll just summarize my random thoughts. i have had the fastest ride and slowest conclusions. one took 27 hours, the other one six years of my life. matching the pieces of the puzzle with a friend of mine, got me somewhere i haven't been before with this subject. i always somehow assumed it was more about me, not the other way around. i thought i was howling to the moon and walking in circles...that it was my fault somehow... comes out, that is quite a bunch of bullshit. i wasn't scared, i was there all the time. i'm not the one with sleeve full of games.
there's something about near death experiences, that make you just love again. at first i was scared shitless, when i actually understood, that the end of me might be on the roads of lithuania. i remember so clearly the thought in my head, that a chick in bmw is the best thing that could happen 4 am in the middle on nowhere. but it ended up being the longest 300 kilometers in my life. having mk ultra telepathy four hours straight, every second ready to grab the wheel myself, leaded me to extreme exhaustion.
and i still have it, but my mind is clear. i won't push shit that doesn't need to pushed. when i said i don't believe these things anymore, she said, she had lost faith. in a way it's funny. she seriously was sure, if a thing like this is out there, there is still hope for all of us. and guess what...i don't think there is. the supernatural coincidences are hard to deny, but does it really mean anything. right now and right here it doesn't change anything. i don't feel sad or lonely..i'm quite comfortable of knowing what's going to happen tomorrow. i enjoy the silence. the need for adrenaline and thrill, even they are quiet. why not, i was really sick of the noises already...
1.10.12
on the road again :D
I've been out on that open road
You can be my full time, daddy
White and gold
Singing blues has been getting old
You can be my full time, baby
Hot or cold
Don't break me down
I've been travelin' too long
I've been trying too hard
With one pretty song
I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast
I am alone in the night
Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble, but I
I've got a war in my mind
So, I just ride
Just ride, I just ride, I just ride
Dying young and I'm playing hard
That's the way my father made his life an art
Drink all day and we talk 'til dark
That's the way the road doves do it, ride 'til dark.
Don't leave me now
Don't say good bye
Don't turn around
Leave me high and dry
I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast
I am alone in the night
Been tryin' hard not to get in trouble, but I
I've got a war in my mind
I just ride
Just ride, I just ride, I just ride
I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy
I'm tired of driving 'till I see stars in my eyes
I look up to hear myself saying,
Baby, too much I strive, I just ride
I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast
I am alone in the night
Been tryin' hard not to get in trouble, but I
I've got a war in my mind
I just ride
Just ride, I just ride, I just ride
27.9.12
salude
...i think it's time to say, that momma i'm coming home. too bad you're not even near, where i need to be. too bad you can't ever tell me that, what i'm doing, is wrong (or right). too bad i can't even feel you...like other people say, they feel the ones near, that passed away. my radar is empty and dead....even like you were never here. even the fading memories of you seem so distant, that i just don't want to cope with, cause in the end it was all pain. so
it's rainy and cloudy and cold and alone outside. i feel ...nothing at all. not even the lonelyness, eventho, the person i love/loved, is..right behind me.
eventho the person who gets me til the end is few kilometers away, i want to escape them...and everything. how can you, just leave so far, that you leave no trace behind....it destroys and corrupts me...i don't want to sleep, but i sleep forever, i feel, but i block the true ones and go with the ones full of hate. how do i even go on like this. i had no idea, what it really meant. i still don't know, what anything means...guess there was this only one, who always stayed on my side, because she knew, what i was all about, but now seems, like even she has gone, where you have gone...in the eternal silence. why would you not sing in the trees and in the clouds, why would you not appear in the colors of the flowers. why aren't you doing, what you're supposed to do...or if that is a lie, what can i believe. from the dead...and alive ones. if you both left me the same way...trying to breathe, trying to catch the significent moments of seconds...giving me nothing but myself and emptyness. we're you lying, was i lying...all the time.
why would i ever...mention. anything. that is left pure. like loving a mother. like having a soulmate 'til the rest of your journeys, 'til eternity, dreams....reality, truth is dreams................i don't want to talk anymore
25.9.12
running up that hill with no problems
...but i must point out the fact, that once in mi life, i had no questions, because i did have all the answers. what does it say about life really....i'm an idiot in progress.
kogemata lauluvalik naaberarvutist on ka kuradi kuld.
ah las jääda...asjad juhtuvad, kui nad ise tahavad, kes siin üldse otsustab. and i just witnessed that. circles just go bigger and bigger and you get more lost, though you knew the fucking route all along.
i'll give up driving backwards and just go with the flow...
illusion & dream....
publiku tungival soovil on aeg midagi lisada XD
circa kuu aega on wahepeal möödunud viimasest korrast, kui näole andsin. ja ma pean tödema, et suurt midagi positiivset ei ole öelda. then again negatiivsuse vältimisex, we don't really go out much either. so hm...mul on ilmselged keskendumisraskused, how do they say that...pea on pulki täis, or whatnot.
okay. i'll try...mingi hetk tagasi sain couchsurfingu kaudu yhe usa pifiga tuttavax. saime kokku ja lakkusime end kapsaussidex tequilast jne ja sada random kohta ja sada random inimest ja viimased inimlikud connectimised ja westlused, mida on vöimalik omada kontvööraga, kes the next moment seda enam ei ole. kui see oli loogiline, siis u got me, kui ei, siis väga meeldiv. ja vöimalik, et see oli viimane tösiselt awesome öhtu siin linnas. sest ever since that (not that it's related), on mingi pask öhus. and i can't quite put my finger on it yet. the pure fun and carelessness has disappeared. all that is hanging, is the quiet buzz of something creeping and crawling behind me.
ma vöiks mainida peamisi awalikke ylesastumisi, mis mind vihastavad...nagu. et saxas tööd saada, pead olema registreeritud. nagu pmst nöuka ajal estoonijas sissekirjutus. ja i'm not kidding..schengen minu perse, nikutakse köiki vördselt, ka kohalikke. aga as we r staying in a place, where it's impossible, it makes our situation quite crappy. so yea. sisssssekirjutus pole ainus auk bürokraatias. kuna afikari ei taha sinu pealt makse maksta, pead sa hakkama freelancerix. mis omakorda taaskord seisab selle esimese taga. sama kehtib pangakonto avamisele. ja sisuliselt köigele, mis pähe vöib karata. euroopa liit on kassipiss, köik on alienid. ja loomulikult on main huumor saxa keel. kui köik räägivad inglise keelt, siis ma seriously ei näe probleemi, but yet still it is the major issue around here. köik peax obvs danke ja bitte schön karjuma entusiastlikult, nii et suurest önnest tilk pyxis. hirmus on ainult nüanss, et nemad, nemad, kes siin elavad, ongi nii üles kasvanud. ja lisax mis puudutab saxa keele kursusi, siis mul tekkis teatav okserefleks kogu selle poliitika wastu. ma vist ei taha öppida ametlikult midagi, kus ma reaalselt ennast hästi ei tunne. sama kurjus läks omal ajal hispaania kaela. nats vöi whatnot....aga näiline wastutulelikkus ei pane mind uskuma, et keegi kuskil saax olla vööras ja tunda end kodus.
ja ka eesti...on samasugune. ja hullemgi, sest ta teeb köike, et omadki ära lähex, mujale orjaks ja kerjuseks.
jättes nyyd körvale paberimajanudse ja miks saksamaa in general nöme on, tuleme sotsiaalsusesse. meie kallid söbrad naasesid balkanist ja ever since that oleme muutunud aktiivseteks külaühiskonnas. as in, dinnerdeidid, veiniöhtud jne kölab nunnuromantiliselt, aga siin on mönda aega midagi haisenud. ja ma ei saanud jälle aru, miks see nii on. kuniks asjaolud kulmineerusid laupäewal. siinkohal ma soovin, et ma saaksin öelda, mis juhtus ja mis see tähendas...vöi mida see ei tähendanud, vöi mis muutus, vöi....or rewind back hundreds of posts, come again. count to ten and start again. ma ei tea. aga seebimullikene läks katki. minu enda loodud ja minusse mitte puutuvad vöörad mullid. ma ei saa enam möelda, et eestist lippamine oli hullult romantilisekstreem ettevötmine, sest tagamaad on pea peale pööratud, ilma, et ma seda ise oleksin teadnud. miks ma siin olen? et saada rikkaks ja ägedaks ja tekitada maailmakadedust? vöi oli see ikkagi midagi muud.
ja siit siis suurim kysimus, kas ma peaxin tagasi pögenema...vöi edasi pögenema. vöi seisma jääma. sest tundub, et olenemata asukohast, ma leian end samast punktist. wtf should i do....what the fuck...
kolmas weints ei tee ka targemaks. ja homme on jälle samasugune päew. teeme töödotsiva näo ja samal ajal mötleme...kurat teab millest. peaga wastu seina. saaks waid rääkida vöi karjuda...
1.9.12
köik on uus septembrikuus
niisiis. täna me kolisime uude kohta. which, in a way is awesome...kui ma polex kunagi oma korteris elanud, siis ma töenäoliselt kepsutax rahulolust :D or maybe i'm just too old for that. igatahes pleiss ise on kaks tänavat edasi eelmisest kohast. korter, mida ei pea kellegagi sheerima, ise koosneb toast, dušširuum/wc-st ja ....olematust köögist. which means, köögis on pliit ja see on köik. literally. hetkel keedan teed näitex mingis potis :D tegelikult on see somewhat romantiline isegi, kuulan yle jupi aja lana't ja ootan sügist.
eelmine nädal tutvusime CS kaudu ühe ukraina pifiga ja töllerdasime temaga mööda linna. käisime juudimuuseumis ja öhtul kater holzigis, kus fckn hell ei vöinud pilte teha. kurb. sest visuaalselt oli see koht amazing.
aa..haigeks jäime ka müstiliselt. hakkasime iga päew küüslauku sööma ja sidruni-mee koksi..no nii profülaktika möttes. ja bang, niiduk.
mnjaa. vist muud midgi polegi huvitavat juhtunud. sest see on ju suht irrelevant, kuidas me eile ostkreuzis tund-kaks exinud olime...
and ...mountain dew on kohutav, usa, mis sul viga on?
25.8.12
random lazy
so hmm...laupäew. joon mingit 2,5 kraadist limpsi ja olen somewhat disappointed. niisiis. eile läksime välja. aspirationiga have a good time and not get hammered as fuck (vöi oli see osa plaanist, ma enam ei tea). öhtu algas sellega, et maandusime bernauer'i U-s ja hakkasime otsima bogobljadi näituse avamist. meie teekonda interruptis kamp poissmeeste öhtult. olime sunnitud XD mängima nendega mängu. ehk siis panema peigmehega vöidu puzzlet kokku. meie vöitsime. fun ^^
kömpisime tund aega mööda brunnenstrasset edasi-tagasi, kunix murdusin, et kysida, mis kurat aadress on. mnjaa see oli pmst metroopeatuses. igatahes, oli au kohata ühte ägedat baari, kus käisid hipster kunstipeded. aga hinnad olid häbematud...2,5 eurtsi 0,33 ölle eest. samas absolutiga olid nad lahked. 4 euri ja club mate-t oli viina peal heal juhul sentimeeter.
aga nagu ikka olime me seikluste otsingul. pörutasime oranienisse, et pedebaari minna (ja china-boxi-is üle süüa loomulikult). taaskord oli so36-s mingi fakin eriüritus, mis tahtis 8 eurtsi. we passed. ja läksime rose-sse. seal ei paistnud paljaste poiste wahel sentimeetritki astumiseruumi (rääkimata naistest), just the way they like it.
vötsime siis eesmärgiks leida midagigi. uurisime siis oma berliini turistiraamtut ja söitsime nollendorfi, KUS teoreetiliselt peaks olema köik see, mida waja oli. aga taaskord see söit töestas fakti, et lääne-berliin on crap ja ma ei taha ikka weel ega töenäoliselt kunagi sinna tegelikult minna. ja kui 2,5 ölle eest oli ilmselge liialdus, siis kuidas 3,8 sama asja eest kölab.
aight. korra tekkis möte warschauerile minna ja stevenile tere teha, aga selleks hetkeks olime me juba liigagi kained, et üldse raw tempelisse minna julgeda (kaine peaga tunduvad möningad kohad liiga räpased..)
sedapsi...yhesönaga eilne öhtu löppes kell pool kaks (!!!), kainelt ja 'eurotripi' vaadates (nostalgia vöi noh)..
täna olen ma terve päewa couchsurfinguga weetnud, et saada targemaks. aga ma ei saa targemaks, sest hordide kaupa inimesi kirjutab mulle ja kysib, et kus, kes, mis, lähme ja teeme. aga mina ju ei tea veel midagi...tegelikult. peale obvious asjade nagu köpi ja raw tempel ja kreuzberg in general.
so jah. downloadisin berlin offline stadtmapi, mida olex pidanud juba mitu nädalat tagasi tegema, mitte nussima mingi aegunud räbalaga.
secondly i'm really getting into dumpster diving again. söögi eest maksmine tundub ebaloogiline ja siin linnas lausa kohatu. ehk siis täna peax asja käsile vötma.
a mis weel. hmm. a meie kallis naaber viis kogu taara ära, mis pani paha alguse päewale, sest mina tahtsin seda ise teha. ja nyyd ta teeb pizzat. ass!
23.8.12
pink elephant
ma ei mäleta enam, mis ma öelda tahtsin. aga ma leidsin tubakapoest oma roosad suitsud ülesse ^^ yeey. eile käisime "töövestlusel" ja vöimalik, et me saime mingi otsa mingi hetk. köögiotsa. ajaa täna on 24...järelikult head anniversary't meile :}
eile oli mingi utterly imelik öhtu, siiani on tropp olla. öhtupoolik algas ilusti, väike kebab ja väike (no paar) weini pargis, aga kuskilt maalt on mäluauk. esimene korralik siin linnas. see koht, kuidas me rongijaama ja koju saime oma keskelt läinud. kuna meie kaart on räbaldunud mitmeks tükiks, lasime vist sisemise kompassiga. a noh täis inimesed teavad alati, kus kodu on XD igatahes hea, et köik hea on, igusuguseid koledaid asju vöib juhtuda, sest öös on asju. eriti siin linnas. önneks vist, inimesed on ilusad ja head saksas, sest nemad ei irise mööda fb-d vöi foorume, kui midagi sitasti on, reaalselt üldine meeleolu on parem ning söbralikum. vöi olen ma lihtsalt siin nii vähe olnud, et ma weel ei ole töelist palet näinud. kes teab. eks näis.
alrightie...
17.8.12
week 3
so what have been up to. mingid korrad passisime weel oma ööklubis, kus ülemus armus meisse ilmselgelt ära ja väitis, et me oleme ta absoluutsed lemmikud. millega me pälvisime töenäoliselt teiste hoorade pahameele baaris (kes teenisid meist vähem) ja enam me seal ei tööta. pfff...tüüpiline. aga vähemalt see töstis meie laisad persed maast lahti ja avas muud uksed tööotsimiseks. nothing so far, aga meeleolu ei ole langenud.
aga otherwise. avastasime, et samas areas, kus me töötame, on tegelikult väga palju muud ka teha. näiteks.... eelmine nädal veetsime seal hispaanlastega meeldivalt aega. kes praeguseks kahjuks on juba töenäoliselt itaalias otsapidi. now to think of it, polegi väga tihe nädal olnud. pöhiliselt hängisime naabruskonna rahvaga. üks pakkus meile pooleks aastaks oma korterit. mis on awesome. imetilluke, aga nummi.
teletorni tahtsime ka minna, aga me ei saanud algul süsteemile pihta. tuleb välja, et seal on circa sama suur ootejärjekord, kui kuradi eiffeli taga. :D ostad pileti ja ootad poolteist tundi, et ylesse saada. no teine kord siis, it's not like it's gonna disappear or anything.
niisiis...täna on reede. esimene waba reede siin linnas. järelikult peab linna peale minema.
11.8.12
doopydoo
Morning (it is one, kui sul on öötöö klubis)...erm...njah speaking of which, me oleme vist promoted, sest seitsmest sai kümme. ja mönes möttes masendab weel rohkem. et mille eest raha antakse...kuula mussi, jölgu ja ole ilus, joo tasuta alkoholi ning muuseas wea möni jope ära vöi aita mönel junkiel peldik yles leida. kontimurdev v mis.
hmm..whatelse. basically. me elame koos lesbist lastekirjaniku, itaalia mingi-pifiga ja homo fotograafiga. kellest viimast me pole nädala jooksul isegi näinud mitte. lesbi peseb pesu ja sööb alaaaatiii samal ajal, kui meie seda tahame. tüüpilised kooseksisteerimise eksistentsiaalsed probleemid.
üleeile crashisime köpis koos karja hispaanlastega. mingi niisama, olime kasulikud, joppamise peale saime neile öömaja. et siis...köik kulgeb meeldivalt lihtsalt vahelduseks ja erilist sitta öhus ei haista. tho peax ikkagi normaalse töö leidma vöi sotsiaalvörgustikku laiendama (vöi in general lihtsalt omama). mis tähendab vist seda, et täna on laupäew ja on aeg linna peale minna ^^
6.8.12
berliner
nonii, saime neti taha löpux. meie kirjanikust roomie ilmus välja, kellel oli ainsana wifi parool. anyway. meie kodanikud berliinlased elame kaunis rajoonis called karlshorst. mitte et see kellelegi midagi ytlex, aga igatahes. in case wondering...köik on superb. mingil maagilisel kombel me JUBA saime töö. mis ilmselgelt on suht saast, aga sitase techno ööklubi garderoobi eest 7 eurtsi tunnis saada, on ....masendav, kui eesti ja eestlaste peale möelda.
täna hakkasime miskitel saksa keele kursustel ka käima. (tasuta!)
ee...ma ei tea. berliin on awesome. in all possible ways. köike on ja palju. ja enamik asju on rämedalt odavad...söök-jook i mean. and people are friendly, not grumpy.
ja ilm on fab.
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